Shocking Ocasio-Cortez Scandal

I just heard about this, and I am astounded that it could be true — and totally appalled by it.

Apparently, Rep. Ocasio-Cortez has had her staff give her boyfriend a house.gov email address, claiming that he needed it for access to her calendar.

Yes, you read that correctly — and I suspect you are as surprised and shocked as I am.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a boyfriend!

boyfriend. A boy. Male.

I mean, I just naturally assumed… you know. That she’d be more woke than that. Or something.

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